These are the kind of e-mails I get every single day.

soho-mews.jpg I mean, do they really have to rub it in my face that I live in a totally crap-tastic apartment in a neighborhood where two dudes roll a dead guy down the street just to cash his check?? If anyone out there reading this is planning on moving into this building, e-mail me. I will be more than happy to pack up here and be your roomate!!